So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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