I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize