so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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