Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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