So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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