I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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