Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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