i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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