I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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