We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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