Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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