we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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