Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am puke
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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