i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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