ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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