There was a lot of him and a little penis
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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