i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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