Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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