Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Randomize
