I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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