I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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