I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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