Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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