Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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