good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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