Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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