return my video game
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
