My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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