how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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