Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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