next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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