It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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