he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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