yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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