did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I looked at my own cervix.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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