Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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