can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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