Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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