You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
one two three fourrrrnication!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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