Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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