Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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