Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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