I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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