As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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