I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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