Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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