Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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