Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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