Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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