i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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