He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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