Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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