We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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