I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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