When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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