you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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