He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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